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"You Make It, We Take It"

"You Make It, We Take It"The above slogan (which I advise Barack Obama to use) is catchy, truthful, heartfelt, and compassionate. Of course, I am referring to Barack's pledge to ask the top-income 5%...

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Obama Will Put An End To This, Too

It is good to know that this will not be an issue under Barack...

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Presidential Debate III

I was very proud of Barack Obama at last night's debate; he has been listening to me!I played back this debate fourteen times already (with the McCain parts erased), and although I would like to post...

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A Children's Fable

I think I will write a children's story book. And when I do, it will include this story:Once upon a time, there was an ant and a grasshopper. The ant was a wealthy capitalist who owned a chain of "big...

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Elasticity of Supply

Did that subject line, "Elasticity of Supply", and the adjacent equation intimidate you?It should have! Remember, you are reading the words of a hypereducated multiple-degreed full tenured professor. A...

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Reason To Vote For O-BA-MA!!

Apparently, this video has been around for a few months, though I just happened to come across it.It alone provides all the reasons you need for voting for Barack Obama.And to think that all the while,...

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Mugging Hoax

Supposedly, a 20-year old McCain volunteer was beaten by a "6-foot 4-inch black man" who then carved the letter "B" on her face. The claim is that he saw her McCain bumper sticker and then attacked.I...

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Obama Endorsements

Don't take my word for electing President Obama; here is a partial list of other progressive people and nations that support the candidacy of Barack.Starting with, of course, the one nearest to my...

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Book Review: "Barack Obama: Son of Promise, Child of Hope"

As usual, my busy schedule does not allow me the luxury of reading books. But I can nevertheless assure you that this is THE book that you want your child to read.I don't recall anything notable about...

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President Obama and Negative Rights

Barack Obama concisely sums it up:It didn’t break free from the essential constraints that were placed by the founding fathers in the Constitution, at least as its been interpreted and Warren Court...

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Peanut Butter, Jelly, and Enemy Exterminations

Before you vote, consider this story:You and I live on a desert island. You produce peanut butter and I produce jelly. We both enjoy eating our products, but we wouldreallyenjoy eating peanut butterand...

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The Nightmare is Over

Our eight-year nightmare is over.Never in history has there been a more cruel regime than what we have suffered through under the moron-sadist. No people have suffered more than we have. No one....

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Professor Obama Kurgman, PhD, PhD, PhD

Knowing a good idea when I see one, I went to City Hall today to officially change my name to Professor Obama Kurgman, PhD, PhD, PhD.Elated, I even detoured by the Marine recruiting station on my way...

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National Service: An Open Letter to President Obama

Comrade Obama!Professor Obama Kurgman PhD^3 here.And I would like to speak with you about your call to national service, as detailed on your official site:President-Elect Obama will expand national...

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Musings on Other Cultures XVII: Obama Sheep Sacrifice

To commemorate President Obama's victory:Forty-four sheep die for Obama:To celebrate Barack Obama's election as the 44th president of the United States, Kurdish villagers in Cavustepe, Turkey,...

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Twelve Reasons Why You Should Support President Obama's Economic Stimulus

1. It's a free lunch. Has any supporter of this bill discussed its costs? No. Therefore, there are no costs. All gain, no pain.2. It increases the federal deficit. I cried and wailed when Mister Bush...

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I Didn't Realize There Were So Many Economists In Europe

Survey: 31% of Europeans blame economic crisis on JewsAn Anti-Defamation League report published on Tuesday showed that nearly half of the Europeans surveyed believe Jews are not loyal to their country...

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Very Large Numbers

Most people have difficulty comprehending large numbers. Which is why most people are not suited for careers in academia! And so, they turn to gifted mathematicians/economists/sociologists such as...

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Back To Work!

The first post-racial Five-Year Plan has been implemented: The people have jobs again![Pelosi's] spokesman, Brendan Daly, said more than two hours after Reid's announcement, "We are moving forward with...

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Peanut Butter Dilemma

Well, what is this all about?Dead rodents, excrement in peanut butter plant lead to recall(CNN) -- The Texas Department of State Health Services on Thursday ordered the recall of all products ever...

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