"You Make It, We Take It"
"You Make It, We Take It"The above slogan (which I advise Barack Obama to use) is catchy, truthful, heartfelt, and compassionate. Of course, I am referring to Barack's pledge to ask the top-income 5%...
View ArticleObama Will Put An End To This, Too
It is good to know that this will not be an issue under Barack...
View ArticlePresidential Debate III
I was very proud of Barack Obama at last night's debate; he has been listening to me!I played back this debate fourteen times already (with the McCain parts erased), and although I would like to post...
View ArticleA Children's Fable
I think I will write a children's story book. And when I do, it will include this story:Once upon a time, there was an ant and a grasshopper. The ant was a wealthy capitalist who owned a chain of "big...
View ArticleElasticity of Supply
Did that subject line, "Elasticity of Supply", and the adjacent equation intimidate you?It should have! Remember, you are reading the words of a hypereducated multiple-degreed full tenured professor. A...
View ArticleReason To Vote For O-BA-MA!!
Apparently, this video has been around for a few months, though I just happened to come across it.It alone provides all the reasons you need for voting for Barack Obama.And to think that all the while,...
View ArticleMugging Hoax
Supposedly, a 20-year old McCain volunteer was beaten by a "6-foot 4-inch black man" who then carved the letter "B" on her face. The claim is that he saw her McCain bumper sticker and then attacked.I...
View ArticleObama Endorsements
Don't take my word for electing President Obama; here is a partial list of other progressive people and nations that support the candidacy of Barack.Starting with, of course, the one nearest to my...
View ArticleBook Review: "Barack Obama: Son of Promise, Child of Hope"
As usual, my busy schedule does not allow me the luxury of reading books. But I can nevertheless assure you that this is THE book that you want your child to read.I don't recall anything notable about...
View ArticlePresident Obama and Negative Rights
Barack Obama concisely sums it up:It didn’t break free from the essential constraints that were placed by the founding fathers in the Constitution, at least as its been interpreted and Warren Court...
View ArticlePeanut Butter, Jelly, and Enemy Exterminations
Before you vote, consider this story:You and I live on a desert island. You produce peanut butter and I produce jelly. We both enjoy eating our products, but we wouldreallyenjoy eating peanut butterand...
View ArticleThe Nightmare is Over
Our eight-year nightmare is over.Never in history has there been a more cruel regime than what we have suffered through under the moron-sadist. No people have suffered more than we have. No one....
View ArticleProfessor Obama Kurgman, PhD, PhD, PhD
Knowing a good idea when I see one, I went to City Hall today to officially change my name to Professor Obama Kurgman, PhD, PhD, PhD.Elated, I even detoured by the Marine recruiting station on my way...
View ArticleNational Service: An Open Letter to President Obama
Comrade Obama!Professor Obama Kurgman PhD^3 here.And I would like to speak with you about your call to national service, as detailed on your official site:President-Elect Obama will expand national...
View ArticleMusings on Other Cultures XVII: Obama Sheep Sacrifice
To commemorate President Obama's victory:Forty-four sheep die for Obama:To celebrate Barack Obama's election as the 44th president of the United States, Kurdish villagers in Cavustepe, Turkey,...
View ArticleTwelve Reasons Why You Should Support President Obama's Economic Stimulus
1. It's a free lunch. Has any supporter of this bill discussed its costs? No. Therefore, there are no costs. All gain, no pain.2. It increases the federal deficit. I cried and wailed when Mister Bush...
View ArticleI Didn't Realize There Were So Many Economists In Europe
Survey: 31% of Europeans blame economic crisis on JewsAn Anti-Defamation League report published on Tuesday showed that nearly half of the Europeans surveyed believe Jews are not loyal to their country...
View ArticleVery Large Numbers
Most people have difficulty comprehending large numbers. Which is why most people are not suited for careers in academia! And so, they turn to gifted mathematicians/economists/sociologists such as...
View ArticleBack To Work!
The first post-racial Five-Year Plan has been implemented: The people have jobs again![Pelosi's] spokesman, Brendan Daly, said more than two hours after Reid's announcement, "We are moving forward with...
View ArticlePeanut Butter Dilemma
Well, what is this all about?Dead rodents, excrement in peanut butter plant lead to recall(CNN) -- The Texas Department of State Health Services on Thursday ordered the recall of all products ever...
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